Hometown:
atlantis

Bio:
There comes a time in everyones life when they realize they must adore me, and must shower me with expensive gifts. Yours has come! As a decendant of the Russian royal family (with the birthmark to prove it), I have lived a charmed and oppulant life. I have transcended satsarma, and I can fuck your shit up in the pit. If Oscar Wylde,Iggy Pop,Gene Harlow and Nina Hagen some how all made a baby…and Pee-wee Herman the Dhali Lama raised it, in a whore house, thats me.

What are your favorite gifts?
for now, 1967 mustang, Christian Louboutin shoes, A Victorian.

What’s your sign?
C.O.D.

What’s your favorite position?
C.E.O.

What’s your favorite band or musician?
Bowie,Cure,Prince,Motorhead,Sabath.

What’s your favorite movie or director?
George Cukor, Peter Bogdanavich, Tim Burton.

What’s your favorite book or author?
Anita Loos, David Sadaris,William Silkworthe.

What’s on your nightstand?
My Smith and Wesson switchblade, lube, latex gloves.

What are your 3 Favorite Things Ever?
Shoes, Girls, Cash.

What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
George Bush. I want to put my fist up his ass.

What’s the naughtiest place you’ve ever had sex?
Swingset, in a lightning storm.

What’s your favorite thing about working at the Lust Lady?
I own it.

What always makes you cum?
Come visit me in Private Pleasures, and find out.415-391-3991. But giving spankings, beautiful shoes, and boys crying are my top three turn ons.

What’s your favorite sex toy?
Your face, bitch.

What part of your body do you think is sexiest?
My perfect size 5 feet, my wicked green eyes, and my twisted mind.

Tell us about your defining moment.
when I was sixteen, and realized I could fistfuck a man and not spill my champange

Ninja? Or Pirate?
Witch.