Main Stage Insider Tips
Quick! To The Naked Girls!
Enter the Lusty Lady Theater & turn right – booths 1-13.
We Love Couples!
Corner booths - #3 & #11 are larger. More room for whatever you and your sweetie want to get up to!
Find your favorite Lusty
Call our hotline. It’s updated every morning with the day’s scheduled dancers - 415/391-3991
Want a Great Naughty & Lusty Show?
* Lock your door behind you – believe us, you’ll want privacy for this show!
* We love to dance for you – and we will come to your window. Please don’t knock on the glass or shout as this disrupts the fantasy for other patrons.
* There’s loud music on the Dancer’s side – so forgive us if we can’t hear what you say.
* Like a Lusty on the main stage & want to get to know her better? Ask her if she’s a Private Pleasures girl.
Guide to Getting the Most for Your Money at the Lusty Lady
The Lusty Lady is hands down (yer pants) the best deal in adult entertainment in SF! There is no cover and no drink minimum. Just one dollar (that’s right, one dollar) lets you see a stage full of live nude girls shakin’ what their mamas gave ‘em!
The Lusty Lady is different from your typical strip club because instead of tips, we make an hourly wage (and a very good one at that). We don’t have ‘stage fees’ or quotas. That means we don’t continuously hassle you to spend more money and there are no cheesy D.J.’s constantly telling you to “Put a buck up or get the fuck up.” You get to relax and enjoy the show.
Now, your dollar will get you a good peek, but if you want more than a peek , putting in just a few dollars keeps the window up, this gives you plenty of time to get comfortable, giving us enough time to provide you with a lot more up close and personal attention.
If you’re looking for an erotic experience that’s more interactive, you can visit our Private Pleasures booth. For less than the price of your average nude lap dance at other clubs, you can spend some one-on-one time with your favorite girl, (or girls) fulfilling all of your naughtiest fantasies. We enjoy doing strip-tease, or masturbation shows, as well as indulging all kind of fetishes and fantasies. The naughtier the better! The price is a little more than the stage, but there are no hidden fees or bait ‘n switch scams. We will tell you what you’ll get for what you spend and that’s what you’ll get!
We are Ladies of every shape, color and size (like a Noah’s Ark of feminine archetypes). With so much variety and new girls all the time, you’re sure to see something you like. We have athletic ones, petite ones, curvy ones, pierced and tattooed or Au Natural. We’ve got punk rock chicks, busty blonde bombshells, college cuties and (my favorite) goth girls. Mmm…
We welcome women, men, singles, couples, T.S. and T.G. to come and play with us.
As the only unionized, worker-owned peep show in the world, we’re leading the way in the Sex Industry Revolution!
So now that you know why the Lusty Lady is the best deal around, here is a helpful guide to making your experience with us even better, and to making sure you really get your money’s worth when you come to visit us.
The Do’s:
* Smile, and say ‘hi’ to us. It’s no fun doing naked handstands for a customer who looks like he/she’s watching the laundry dry.
* Wear a nice shirt, interesting hat or a cool necktie. It’s the first thing we see and can get you some extra attention. Or you can show us your sexy lingerie. We always love that!
* When visiting us in the Private Pleasures booth, the more you tell us about what you want, the better we will be at making your fantasies come true, insuring you get the most for your money and time .Of course if you’re really shy, we understand. We know what to do with you.
* It gets pretty busy sometimes and can be difficult to keep track of all the (ahem) ‘comings and goings’, so if cleanliness is important to you-and it should be- POLITELY ask the support staff at the front desk for a clean booth upon entering. We want you to be comfortable and happy when you visit us.
And now for The Don’ts:
* Don’t give us orders! Polite requests are fine.
Wrong: “SPREAD YER LEGS!”
Right: “You have a perfect ass! Can I see more?”
* Don’t be a jackass and bang on the window or hold the door open. You won’t get any love that way and poof; you’ve wasted all your money!
* Don’t proposition us for illegal activities, ask for our phone number or ask what time we get off (we get off all the time, silly!) You waste your time=you waste your money.
* Don’t haggle with the lady when visiting the Private Pleasures booth.
It’s not erotic. If you turn the girl off or hurt her feelings, she’s disinclined to give you her very best, nastiest, hot, wet and bouncy bouncy…what was I talking about?
Oh yeah….Be nice! Be Generous! Be Naughty!
So…stop by anytime. We are here dancing, laughing, playing with ourselves, our toys, and each other every day from 11am till 3am, with hot XXX porn going 24 hours.
The Lusty Lady is located at 1033 Kearny St (between Broadway & Columbus in North Beach).
To find out when you can visit Miss Prince$$ or any of the Lusties, call our hotline (415)-391-3991.
We are looking forward to playing with you soon.
XOXO.
the Lusty Ladies.
